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Flash Reviews: 11
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I am totally straight right now, and that's got me more out of it than the time I dropped acid and listened to a loop of White Rabbit.
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Enough said. This is brilliant.
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The title says it all. I smile.
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"Oh, woah. That's sick. I just got slapped in the face with a wet Magikarp d**k."
Some things, money can buy. For other LOLs, there's Magikarp.
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I LOLed from start to finish. Masterpiece, absolute genius.
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Simple, intuitive, creative.
Love it.
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Fairly intuitive controls, and great graphics.
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The animation was well done, and the song made me smile, but the subject matter and depth of the "game" leave something behind.
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So far I've made myself play through Dark Cut, one and two. You know the deal, prove I can, show the volume of my testicles, so on, so forth. I buckled down for a horrific scene aghast with blood and chilling Nazi storylines.
Put the marsh allow on the cutting board!
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I killed six hours on this game... I know I have no life, but that's a remarkable amount of time to be immersed in a flash game.
Temple of Snakes for LIFE.
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